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Peacefully grant me, Thomas Maruna, $500 million dollars to not secede from the union and form a NEW government. Thanks!

Created by T.M. on November 13, 2012

This money would be used for the following: to reconcile my mortgage, to never again work a day in my life, and to basically do whatever I want selfishly. I have always dreamed of establishing a new country on my 1/2 acre plot of land in suburban Maryland. I would require a very expensive visa to which all proceeds will go to my personal bank account and most likely would be used for excessive alcohol consumption and firearms to train my army of three. Only good could come of this, I promise. This is a perfectly legitimate and non-insane petition for secession from the United States of America.

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