Peacefully grant my tree house to withdraw from the United States of America, and create its own NEW government.

For the last decade, my tree house has stood as an island against the surrounding world, a home for the weak, a lighthouse for the weary traveler, and a symbol of liberty for the surrounding forest. We the people of the tree house would like to continue this proud heritage, and we are unsure of our ability to do it under the current administration. As an independent state, we would extend equal rights to all of our citizens (my cousins, my friend Steve, my friend Mary, and my five cats), and utilize our vast resources, ranging from board games, to this rock that looks like Abraham Lincoln's head, to create a robust and thriving economy. All people of the tree house would be given the right to bare arms, the right to freedom of speech, and the right to a fair trial.