All this talk of new countries and secession on Facebook has got me wanting a country of my own. So I propose that I form a new country, made up of my house. My backyard will be the capital. My living room will be the Congress, and the dining room will be converted into a makeshift Supreme-Court-like area. My bedroom will still be just a bedroom. I'll designate the basement for something at some point, I just haven't yet decided what.
Here are my laws:
-No bees allowed.
-Ladies drink free.
-Watch your step.
-Can't touch this.
-Don't be a dick.