Peacefully grant Segway riders their own parking spots at major shopping chains, sporting venues, malls and schools

Under the normal conditions - we the people have absolutely no place to park our Segways. This should be our top issue. I and other fellow "Human Upright Transportation Riders" (HUTRS) cannot save the environment unless we are allowed to have front row parking in all major shopping centers, schools, sporting venues and malls. We HUTRS are the most discriminated people in America and no longer will we sit quietly by while the "gas drinkers" get all the good parking spots. We require adequate parking. We DEMAND adequate parking. Please consider our cries for help. Please sign this petition.