As Thomas Jefferson said, "Truth and liberty is meaningless without syrup to pour on the maple leaves of socialized medicine."
In the spirit of such a profound notion, We, the People of Canada, believe the differences between our state and the Federal Government have come to irreconcilable differences.
It is with a heavy heart that we petition the White House for "some time apart". We still care about you and we still want to be friends, but the time has come for us to start seeing other governments.
You can keep the Moosehead tee-shirt, but we want hockey.