We the people of the beautiful state of Kansas are here to Petition the Obama Administration to withdraw of Kansas from the Union. As the Untied States continues to fall into deeper economic distress caused by neglect of domestic and foreign spending.
"We must contest every single inch of ground and delay the baby-murdering, tax-raising socialists at every opportunity. But in due time, the maggots will have eaten every morsel of flesh off of the rotting corpse of the Republic, and therein lies our opportunity... Why should Vermont and Texas live under the same government? Let each go her own way in peace, sign a free trade agreement among the states and we can avoid this gut-wrenching spectacle every four years."
Peter Morrison, treasurer of the Hardin County Texas.