Peacefully grant the State of Texas ponies, the ability to fly, & bring back the skip it.

"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to not have poines which they really, really, REALLY want, and their friend got for their birthday, and they totally think it would be awesome to fly, and also have a deep fondness for a long forgotten childhood toy. All of which by the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God they are entitled to. Then a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes completely worth the time of the Gov and not the rambles of crazy people at all."
"...Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, who totally want ponies, the ability to fly, and wicked cool batman themed skip ist. It is the Right of the People to fly, and to skip...also ponies.