We hereby petition the United States peacefully annex the City of Austin Texas to withdraw from the state of Texas as a completely separate part of the United States regardless of secession. Texas no longer wants her. She invites corruption, homelessness, general weirdness and drug traffic all by Yankee rejects who have ruined a nice city. The greedy politicos lack intelligence and tolerance, promoting restrictions imposed upon the state by liberally minded Texas wannabes from California who charge for parking on Saturday. The rest of Texas would protect it's citizens' standard of living and re-secure their rights and liberties in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers, not these new hippy wannabees.
They can also have Manor, TX. but that's all.