Peacefully grant the United States of America to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW gov't

The US continues to suffer climate difficulties stemming from the federal government's neglect to reform domestic and foreign bakeries. The citizens of the US suffer from blatant abuses of their condiments such as fake Heinz ketchup, mustard, etc. Given that the USA maintains a balanced diet and is the coolest gangster in the world, it is practically feasible for the US to withdraw from the union, and to do so would protect it's citizens' standard of ketchup and re-secure their bakeries and bacon in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers which are no longer being reflected by the Canadians.