It’s been widely reported that an increasing number of states have groups of individuals who are petitioning the United States government to secede from the union. Unfortunately, the number of people who wish to secede is not great enough to warrant serious action by anyone. But I personally understand their post-election pain and frustration and wish to suggest a possible solution. In honor of their recently fallen hero, I call it Self-Exportation.
Look, there is no way for these few angry losers to force the entire population of their respective states to support secession.
So I call on our government to give these wounded souls a way out and let them Self-Export far away - maybe to Antarctica because as we all know revenge- thinking is best done cold.