The US continues to suffer various difficulties stemming from large number of stupid people being susceptible to conspiracy theories and being unable to understand the meaning and significance of the word 'United' in United States of America. These weirdos don't get the basic mechanics behind country's economy and domestic and foreign policies. These crackpots are so hopelessly dumb they negatively affect test scores quality just by breathing. America will be better off without this crowd.
They want to leave, American people want them to leave, please help them start a new exciting life in a place God created for them - Antarctica. Hopefully penguin community will embrace them as their own.



