Whereas over 100,000 citizens and residents of twenty states have peacefully requested immediate withdrawl or secession from this great union.
Whereas said citizens shall be granted above mentioned request through expedited removal through deportation of this blessed country.
Whereas in conjunction with the approval of immediate secession through deportation from this great nation, the above-mentioned individuals peacefully and expeditiously forfeit citizenship and property to the federal government.
Whereas the federal government will hereupon transfer forfeited citizenship to impoverished applicants who seek or have worked hard to build the American Dream.
Whereas the federal government shall hereupon transfer forfeited property to those who have lost home to recent natural disaster.