Noah Geist is living in a very poor household. His house lacks specific commodities, such as donuts (otherwise spelled as "doughnuts"). His family is now on a low-carb diet, which prevents the presence of donuts to be in his household. It is practically feasible for Noah to have all the donuts, and to do so would protect it's citizen's standard of living and re-secure his rights and liberties in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers which are no longer being reflected by the federal government.
It actually specifically states, in the constitution:
"Noah Geist shall have ALL the donuts."
All citizens should be outraged with this lack of constitutional rights the government fails to provide. Please, sign now.