Why should we Drone Strike him? 1. Because he's just a terrible human being who will eventually DUI himself into a crowd of innocent people. 2. His music is literally causing brain damage to our youth on a magnitude never thought to have ever existed before. 3. Since his music terrorizes the minds of innocent children, that would certainly qualify him to be label an international terrorist (he's from Canada). 4. Canada, of all places, has already disowned him. 5. He thinks its funny to spit on his fans from a balcony (potentially spreading the many diseases that he's contracted in his mouth), which is essentially performing a biological attack on American citizens.
Bieber poses a real and credible threat to the National Security of the United States. Say Yes to Drones Strikes.



