The people of Pennsylvania are out of control. They are stealing every job that RESPECTABLE citizens of the United States apply for. They are sucking the life out of every joyful thing in the world, such as sporting events and musical concerts. They rob banks and take from the elderly and poor.
The "citizens" of the "state" of Pennsylvania are wild hooligans and must be controlled.
Thus we propose the solution of relocating them to a meteorite shaped like Vladimir Putin on a horse. This will satisfy millions of US citizens, and we strongly recommend following our advice.