WHEREAS, online petitions have become a general farce and attract individuals with questionable sincerity
AND online petitions may be created and populated with signatures that do not actually represent a live individual signator per signature presented
AND evidence is abundant exemplifying how online petitions attract individuals who are easily distracted by issues that actually have little to do with the welfare of this nation and its citizens .... as a whole ....
WE hereby petition the current administration and following administrations to cease and desist accepting online petitions as a means of public political discourse, being that they are a distraction and waste of time when elected officials can accomplish more without such.