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Persuade the US Patent & Trademark Office to allow Tonic Brands AS to trademark their brand "comfyballs".

Created by G.T. on April 17, 2015

I, a humble American Citizen, disagree with the US Patent & Trademark Office's decision to deny the small Norwegian company, Tonic Brands AS, their trademark application for "Comfyballs"... A super comfortable male underwear.

From their website: www.fightforyourballs.com

"The US Patent & Trademark Office won’t allow us to trademark our brand Comfyballs due to the inclusion of the word “balls”, which is deemed to be vulgar. We can think of many vulgar words describing this particular part of the male body, but “balls” is not among them. We hope the general american public agrees."

Do you think Comfyballs is vulgar? Petition the White House to ALLOW COMFYBALLS TO BE TRADEMARKED!

I have embarked on this quest without the permission of Tonic Brands AS. I hope I have their blessing.

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