Persuade Will Farrell to make a sequel the Movie “Elf”!
According to numerous news articles I've read online,
Will Farrell refuses to make a sequel to the movie “Elf”.
So I hereby petition President Obama to persuade Will Farrell to make a sequel to the movie “Elf” and to use all necessary options
including but not limited to Tickle Torture, Executive Action,
Special Forces, Big Hugs, the magic word “Please” and Cookies!
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