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We the people ask the federal government to Call on Congress to act on an issue:

Petition to change the name of Farts, to Butt Crackers.

Created by C.L. on August 02, 2016

This petition is important because fart does not properly describe the sound of gas exiting the butt. On some occasions, the gas sometimes sounds like fire crackers, which is why I would like to call them Butt Crackers. This is a very serious concern of mine.

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