I would like to close this petition system because it makes our country look stupid and that's making me sad. America is the greatest country and these petitions diminish us all. Most of the succession petitions are lazy copy-paste jobs, if you can't be bothered to write your own reasons for succession you can't be trusted to create your own government... and the rest are too stupid to merit reading. Please close this page... we don't need this much democracy. It just makes us look bad.
Thank you for your time but seriously stop reading this junk and go do something important...