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A petition to erect a monument in honor of Laura Pinkerton, a student at Stetson University.

Created by J.C. on December 04, 2016

Laura creates the dankest snaps on snapchat. The references, the zingers, everything about her snaps are super dank. The supreme dankest of her snaps lends herself to being a national treasure. It would a crime against the great American tradition of comedic dankest to not honor this individual in a fitting manner. Thusly, we the people, call upon congress to consider erecting a monument in her honor. However, not just any style of monument will suffice; We the people ask that she be immortalized with a wet drapery styled aphrodite of knidos statue.

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