Laura creates the dankest snaps on snapchat. The references, the zingers, everything about her snaps are super dank. The supreme dankest of her snaps lends herself to being a national treasure. It would a crime against the great American tradition of comedic dankest to not honor this individual in a fitting manner. Thusly, we the people, call upon congress to consider erecting a monument in her honor. However, not just any style of monument will suffice; We the people ask that she be immortalized with a wet drapery styled aphrodite of knidos statue.



