This is a petition to have the abomination of Bob's new 9th cube condemned and torn down.

By unanimous consent, Bob's new cube on floor 9 (AKA Bob's Doublewide) is deemed to be a public eyesore of outrageous offense. It seems to have erupted in the Sysadmin row overnight, as if constructed by enthusiastic goblins, and established itself as a crude outpost of the most repugnant character to ever disgrace the I.T. department. The cube is twice as large as a normal cube, the wrong color, and looks like a pack of dingos spent a fortnight trying to eat it, before it was ultimately buried by a garbage avalanche at the city dump. I certainly hear movement sounds within. It possibly has become inhabited with feral cats, or children, or demons. Strangely, it smells okay. This anathema to good taste must be removed posthaste! Also, feel free to deport Bob if necessary.