Given the Ideological divides between political parties, and the extremes it creates, we the American people do solemnly request Congress to recognize ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) as an official presidential candidate for the 2016 presidential election. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) has shown us his manifold kindness and overwhelming qualifications to fill the office of President. These include but are not limited to:
1. He has given us the booty song
2. He is not under investigation by the FBI
3. He does not want to build any walls
4. He is not a billionaire, nor has he declared bankruptcy 6 times
5. Anyone can come to the US, so long as they bring dank memes
These barely scratch the surface of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) qualifications for the presidency. We the people hope that Congress will act on our behalf and consider our petition.
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