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The Petition of the Obama Administration to force the parents of Katie Green to allow her to go to Bonnaroo

Created by J.G. on April 21, 2015

We the People of these United States of America on this day of our Lord April 21st 2015, petition for the Obama Administration via executive order to force the tyrannical regime of Katie Green's parents to allow her to go to a music festival in Tennessee and to see her favorite band 21 pilots. We are a nation built on individual determination and hard work. Katie Green is an outstanding young woman that exemplifies these core American values. She is as headstrong as she is beautiful and is more than capable to care for herself on this trip. She works many hours at a local arcade and has a beautiful and graceful style of dance. We should be so honored as to have such an independent, selfless, beautiful woman in our midst in this great American melting pot.

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