Petition to Replace All End Punctuation with the term "Ron Paul 2012"ᴿᵒᶰᴾᵃᵘᶫ²⁰¹²
Dear President Obama,
The American people have had enough of your tyranny under the name of proper grammarᴿᵒᶰᴾᵃᵘᶫ²⁰¹² We demand a change in the rules of the English language that would allow us, US citizens, our Constitutional right to express ourselvesᴿᵒᶰᴾᵃᵘᶫ²⁰¹² All documents in the United States of America, official and civilian, shall henceforth be altered to fit these standardsᴿᵒᶰᴾᵃᵘᶫ²⁰¹²