Whereas: it has been scientifically proven that roughly 90% of all the worlds problems may be solved with more bacon
And that; Bacon is vital the mind, body, and soul of any sane human being
and that; bacon is so amazing that it has caused the production, business, job, and economic growth with such product as: the bacon, bacon flavored gum, bacon crumbs, and bacon salads (seriously its just a marketing ploy to get people to eat salads)
And that: more than 2 billion pounds of bacon is produced every year
And that; bacon derives from the middle English term bacoun which meant all forms of pork, thus showing how important it is
We propose that: bacon be registered under the category of "essential vitamins" and taught in our schools as such