physically move the entire state of Florida further to the north, preferably next to Pennsylvania.

We, the people of the United States of America, would like to request that the assistance of the Obama Administration be granted so that we may move the entire body of Florida due North in one, swift, physical move. The preferred destination would be to the east of Pennsylvania. While this action may sound impossible, both physically and financially, I have seen this move partially executed in an episode of The Loony Tunes. I'm sure that with the power of the Obama Administration and the determination of the American dream, this petition can be passed and the plan can be completed before Obama leaves office.