Pie's in class every class period, every day, of every year in celebration of pi day

This may seem unreasonable but I assure you it will make sense. Pi day is March 14 and it should be celebrated with a pi at school. The first syllable of pi is 3. The seventh is 9. 3-9= -6. If you flip the subtraction sign, it makes a one. 1+6=7. There are 7 days in a week, so Pi day should become pi week. The first decimal in pi is 1. The 30th decimal is 9. 1+9=10. That makes 3.10. If you move the decimal point up, it becomes a multiplication sign. 3x10=30, the number of days in a month. So, Pi day should become Pi month. The first three sylables of pi are 3.1. 3.x1=3 The first 6 sylables in pi are 3.1415. 3.+1-4+1+5=6 The first 5 sylables in pi are 3.141. 3.-1+4-1=5. 365 days in a year. So, pies should be served in school everday of every year to celebrate Pi year. AS JMS