Pit a fair battle between a bear and gorilla and answer the ultimate question once and for all.

For centuries people have argued unsuccessfully to determine who would win in a fight to the death, the bear or the gorilla? I propose that we end this conversation and find an answer to the tantalizing question. Throw out all laws that prohibit this from happening for just this one ultimate match so once and for all we can have the answer that has eluded us for years. I say we pit the gorilla and bear against each other on a neutral field so neither one has any advantage and we televise the whole event. It would be the single biggest television audience that has ever been recorded. People from all over the world would stop what they were doing and watch these two beautiful creatures find out who really is the alpha male.