The lives of millions are at RISK! The country is in ruins due to this fact that in the Maryland/DC area doesnt have a JACK IN THE BOX! People always say the south is a much nicer place. They have JITB! I am from Texas but due to the movement of bases and my willingness to stick with the country through thick and thin. I am now living in the Maryland DC area. We are JITB-less up here. People are cranky. Decisions arent being made. Government is in an uproar. WE NEED A JITB!!! For the sake of our country. We must Kidnap *cough* detain Jack at Guantanamo Bay until he decides to get his Crap together and open a chain up here. Technically he could be considered an emotional terrorist. THEY HAVE FREAKING TACO NACHOS FOR GOSH SAKES!!! WHY CANT I HAVE ONE! LETS BE HONEST I NEED IT TO LIVE!
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