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Plan a rebellion against the Death Star we just funded. We must defeat the empire! Aim for the exhaust port!

Created by J.L. on December 13, 2012

This is a petition to help develop the Rebellion, so that we can defeat the Empire once the Death Star is constructed (as from a previous petition). Its not just a coincidence that Obama and Obi wan share similar names.. Gotta do this before Skywalker Ranch is invaded... "These aren't the droids you're looking for! MOVE ALONG!"

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