Whereas video gaming has proven to cause a rise in motor skills, mathematical skills, and a rise in socialization for those who lack that very skill,
Whereas homosexuality has absolutely nothing to do with the destruction of an already dying hypocritical religion which has shaped the foundations of which our ignorant nation was built,
Whereas a new video game has just been created that far exceeds any others in awesomeness, and graphics,
We ask you,
1) To enact an immediate ban on such petitions that would dare ban an amazing game just for the sake of being an annoying fundamentalist.
2) To seize and destroy absolutely nothing, because along with 'book burnings', 'video game banning' is a thing of an uneducated and ignorant past.
3) Play Skyrim. Drink mountain dew. Enjoy life.