Recent events have made it evident that a small but vocal segment of the US population is unhappy with the direction the country is headed, whether due to the possibility that the government might take their god-given guns, homosexuality will ruin marriage and civilization as we know it, or lazy undeserving poor people might get healthcare. This segment of the population has requested permission to secede from the union but been denied by the federal government.
We request that (in order):
-The government will pay for moving expenses for any American citizen who wants to move to Texas.
-The government will allow Texas to legally and peacefully secede from the Union.
-The government will build a complete border fence between Texas and the United States to prevent illegal immigration.