Mr President,
My flight from Baltimore to Phoenix was delayed due to weather. (some classified government weather experiments perhaps?). I am currently in flight to Phoenix but I'll only have 10 minutes on the ground to make my connecting flight to LAX. Unlikely, I know. And the remaining flight this evening is sold out!!
Can you please sign an executive order requiring US Airways to hold our connecting flight for 10 minutes so me and my co-worker Sophia can make it home tonight?
Because no American deserves to be stranded in Phoenix.
Belated Happy 4th to you! God Bless America!
Sincerely,
John