Congress,
As I'm sure you've heard, the DNC and liberal media rigged the primary in order to prop up a corrupt Washington power broker, and that didn't work out.
Now they're sad.
If you allocate a portion of the FEMA budget, to buy each one a participation trophy, I think we can put all this protesting to rest.
Hillary's trophy should be a bit bigger than everyone else's.
She's entitled to it.