Dear Mr. President,
Taking into consideration your indisputable authority, we -the people of the Czech Republic- would like to ask you for two minutes of your precious time. Our dearest leader, the President Milos Zeman, is a convicted drinker. As you can imagine, this condition often causes unpleasant situations. For instance, he almost hurt himself falling down the stairs right after winning the election; or just the other day, he was nearly sick all over our Crown Jewels (you can watch both the incidents on YouTube). Unfortunately, he is clearly not aware of our worries for his health. Therefore, we would like to ask you to give him a quick ring and talk to him. We trust that he will listen to you.
Best Wishes,
Your friends from the Czech Republic