National Breakfast day will be a day of endless breakfast food, drink, utensils, spirit, and culture. All three meals (or five if you are dietarily inclined) shall be of the breakfast variety. Eggs! Waffles! Bacon! Porridge! Oatmeal! and grits... gross. Offices will be closed, schools will be egged, respectfully, and the citizens of this great United States of America will lounge all day - the young children watching cartoons as their fathers, mothers, and precocious teens peak at the television over their newspapers. Jeans, khakis, and button-downs will be outlawed on this day of perpetual morning: all will wear their bedclothes, bathrobes, or nothing at all! For Freedom! For Liberty! For Breakfast!
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