Upon receiving our checks. We promise they will be used to re stimulate the economy. This will start by paying off our homes and the homes of our families. Thus creating more "cash on hand" for everyone once they no longer have a house note.
We also promise to not join in on this ignorant secede movement because we realize we are a democracy. Which means your guy doesn't always win. Yet even if they don't we shall band together to make our lives better. Not run away like crying little babies. We were built on compromise and the sweat of great men. It is too bad so many of us have turned into entitled crybabies.
If needed we also promise to rent moving vehicles and help lead the few that are this unhappy right out of the country.