We call on President Obama to take executive action in order to amend the infamous "Glendale Screwjob of 2015" when hip-hop group Migos was glossed over during the selection process of the Super Bowl XLIX halftime performers in lieu of Katy Perry, Lenny Kravitz, and Missy Elliott (best known for her contribution to the "before you post Twitter lyrics..." meme).
We ask President Obama to issue an executive order, utilize presidential rapport, and/or to mobilize the National Guard in order to prevent Super Bowl XLIX from occurring on February 1st, 2015, and to subsequently postpone it until Migos have supplanted the aforementioned artists as the rightful performers of the Super Bowl XLIX halftime show.