Michael Bay is single-handedly destroying the past of millions of US Citizens born in the 80s and 90s. With his adaptations of Transformers and now, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he has tainted the fabric of childhoods around the country.
We must act swiftly and decisively to stop him before he runs roughshod over other national treasures such as the Battletoads, Micro Machines, the Biker Mice from Mars, the Cowboys of Moo Mesa, the Thunder Cats, My Little Pony, the Gummi Bears, Heman and the Masters of the Universe or the Care Bears.
This is an attempt to maintain works of art in their original forms; free of the distasteful reboots that have been plaguing the film industry as of late.
Your support is greatly appreciated.