Jack Lew has a wondrous signature, full of life and character, that deserves to be enshrined on our paper money. So what if it looks nothing like the words "Jack" or "Lew"?
President Obama joked that Jack Lew would "work to make at least one letter legible in order not to debase our currency", but doing so would be disastrous.
Our currency, our nation, and our standing in the world can only be enhanced with Jack Lew's loopy signature shining as the bright beacon of light that is America.