President Obama, if you haven't noticed, everything is awful, and likely to get much worse. I don't know what we can do to make things better, but perhaps you might. After all, you are the President, and we elected you for just this sort of thing. I'm not sure what it is that you can do to make everything not quite as awful as it is right now, but if you can, please do it.
Thank you, and you have been a dope President.