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President Obama, please shovel our school bus stops

Created by M.L. on February 17, 2013

Here in Pingree Grove, IL, we have an crisis brewing. The local government and homeowners association can't shovel the school bus stops quick enough before our kids to go to school. Last week we had 4" of snow, and a kid fell on his way to the bus and had a sore tailbone for the entire morning. We can't let our children go to school with a sore tailbone, so we need immediate action to rectify the problem.

While it might not be possible for Mr. Obama to always come and shovel the sidewalks, he could delegate the task to a federal employee in the area, such as an FBI agent, drone operator, or anyone else.

Mr. Obama could borrow my snowblower, but please make sure he is aware that you sometimes have to jiggle the handle to engage the auger.

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