Shortly after you were elected to serve as President of the United States, your were chosen to win the Nobel Peace Prize, despite having done nothing to earn it. In fact in the years since, you have bombed almost double the number of countries as your predecessor. In addition to this, you have expanded the drone strike program that has killed countless innocents including but not limited to women and children. In light of this, please relinquish your Nobel Peace Prize, as your Presidency has besmirched the Prize's prestige and integrity.



