Press for legislation requiring John Boehner to remove the letters "eh" from his last name.

There are two primary reasons why John Boehner should be forced to remove the letters "eh" from his last name. First, this would be a more accurate description of his current leadership in the House of Representatives. Second, having "eh" in his name makes him sound somewhat Canadian. We know based on his statements that he considers himself a real American, so clearly he will consider having "eh" in his name unacceptable, and will readily agree to this modification.