The creators of this petition and its signatories hereby call on the President of the United States to use all of the considerable means available to him to compel the Walt Disney Company to release the original Star Wars trilogy, Episodes IV, V, and VI, on Blue Ray and in their original theatrical formats.
We firmly believe that, as a part of our collective childhoods, and as a significant building block of this great nation's unparalleled achievements in the sublime arts of Science Fiction and Film-making, the magic contained within these versions belongs to all of us and should therefore be freely and widely available for purchase at the low, low price of $21.99 from the discount rack at Walmart. Or Target.
Best Buy would be OK too.