People with last names beginning with "W", "X", "Y", or "Z" are last for everything.
In schools children are forced to line up in alphabetical order. Who is at the back of the line and doesn't get to be first? These poor children are mistreated. It's not their fault for being with born with that last name.
When these people renew their tags, it's at the end of the year. They are last again.
When these people sign up for a 5k, 10k, etc., their number is something like 50,000,001, while Mr. Last Name That Begins with an A is one to two digit number. Why can't Mr. Zebra be # 001 for once?
When these people go to court, they have to wait until the judge has heard all the A's, B's, C's, etc. before they get their turn.
They are plenty more examples. Lets end this mistreatment!