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PREVENT THE WACHOWSKIS FROM MAKING ANY MORE MOVIES.

Created by F.H. on February 07, 2015

The Wachowskis haven't made a decent movie since the original Matrix.

The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions, Cloud Atlas, and Jupiter Ascending are proof enough that further films from these two would be detrimental to U.S. citizens' mental health.

As a matter of moral principle, we cannot risk exposing more human beings to their scripts, with their shoddy plot lines and mundane dialogue.

Their works put this great nation at risk by lowering the bar to cinema, opening us up to audio / visual attacks from the likes of Michael Bay, Uwe Boll, and M. Night Shyamalan.

For these reasons, we must bar them from degrading further not only our society, but the world at large.

Perhaps we can find a new profession for them, one at which they would excel, such as lemon farming.

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