Whereas, the Obama administration, and the Democratic Party, find semiautomatic and automatic weapons to be a danger to the people, and;
Whereas, said parties find "large capacity" firearm magazines to enable mass killings, and;
Whereas, said parties deem only hunting and sport weapons to be reasonable for use by the people;
We propose that the Capitol Police and Secret Service, tasked with protecting Congress and the Executive branch, respectively, hereafter be required to comply with all firearm regulations imposed on the people, including but not necessarily limited to: magazine capacity, automatic or select-fire, or "military style" accessories such as pistol grips on rifles.